News: October 2005

Dinner For One

26 Oct 2005 at 8:27pm <Not filed in any departments> Tonight I did something that, not only have I never previously done, but have previously cowered at the mere concept of. Tonight, sick of room service, I ventured out. Of course, I have ventured out... read on »

Survivor: Murray Hill II

25 Oct 2005 at 10:15pm <Not filed in any departments> Well, it has now been approximately 56 hours since my arrival in mildewy, stank, barren, uninhabited New Jersey. I have compiled a list of points I would like to make about this miserable shit-hole of... read on »

Survivor: Murray Hill I

24 Oct 2005 at 6:32pm <Not filed in any departments> Day One. Ten hours and thirty-four minutes have gone by, and I'm finally back at the desk I left what would seem like days ago. Yet, my hotel is only .8 miles from the training... read on »

The Rubble Man

21 Oct 2005 at 9:11am <Not filed in any departments> In an email correspondence from Brian Mandelbaum on September 26, 2005: Trust me, once you see how much of a fool we all make ourselves look on camera, you'll prob get all revenge you wanted.... read on »

Coming to a J. Crew Near You

18 Oct 2005 at 10:21pm <Not filed in any departments> One word: WOW. I just had a vicious fight with a tremendously delicious batch of turkey chili and, well, the turkey chili won. I only wonder why it waited until after my shower to take... read on »

Camel Toads!

13 Oct 2005 at 1:17pm <Not filed in any departments> Ahh, to be young and innocent again. Or old and naive for the first time. Just remember to watch out for the camel toads - the latest variety of drugs coming to a pool near... read on »

Seems Like a Hoax

12 Oct 2005 at 9:12am <Not filed in any departments> I checked my email this morning, as I do every morning. Today was a little different, however. Someone used my coryarthus.com contact form. I always get excited when I see that new comments have been... read on »

Hazard Lights And Fat People

11 Oct 2005 at 2:14pm <Not filed in any departments> Those of you that know me understand that I have extremely strong opinions on just about every topic. You may think that I come across as trying to prove that I'm always right. In reality,... read on »

My Brush With Al Qaeda

4 Oct 2005 at 6:53pm <Not filed in any departments> Apparently I have a terrorist friend. When I first moved into my new apartment in February, I had people over every weekend. And by "people" I mean about eight to ten in a one-bedroom apartment.... read on »

How to Take a Year Off

3 Oct 2005 at 7:25pm <Not filed in any departments> Ever notice that pets feel inclined to bring their master luxurious gifts whenever they possibly can? The gifts may not be what you or I would normally consider thoughtful or useful, but they are gifts... read on »