News: September 2005

This Must Be Healthy

29 Sep 2005 at 10:26pm <Not filed in any departments> Yes, I'm sure you are all expecting me to follow up last week's interesting posts with another blockbuster verbal raping of Brian Mandelbaum. However, there's nothing more to say. We've already established that he's a... read on »

Does This Make Me Famous?

26 Sep 2005 at 9:36pm <Not filed in any departments> Funny, I don't remember making any phone calls or emails to him... Email From Brian to My Hosting Company on 9/26 @ 1:31pm http://www.coryarthus.com/news/34/ I have received numerous physical and personal threats against myself from... read on »

The Semitic Dwarf Returns

23 Sep 2005 at 9:00am <Not filed in any departments> Click here for the rubble man video! I joined the Tau Kappa Epsilon fraternity during the second semester of my freshman year in college. We rebuilt a dying brotherhood and single-handedly brought the brethren population... read on »

Keep Stealing From Me

19 Sep 2005 at 3:00pm <Not filed in any departments> About four months ago, one of the higher-class citizens of our great nation (was he/she even a citizen? doubtful.) decided that I no longer needed my Quinnipiac University class ring. While there were a couple... read on »

Weekend Robbery

12 Sep 2005 at 9:46am <Not filed in any departments> My mother's parents are somewhat miserable. Granted, they are seven hundred years old, but even so, they're both more miserable than the average old person. Over the past ten years, they have not been able... read on »

Become a Drug Dealer!

9 Sep 2005 at 10:47am <Not filed in any departments> While I cannot take credit for bringing this to your attention (thanks Biech), I do take credit for becoming a drug dealer. Although we are in the wake of Hurricane Katrina, and although I have... read on »

Just Another Day in the Office

2 Sep 2005 at 1:20pm <Not filed in any departments> I work for a fortune-500 company. More specifically, I am a consultant, spending all of my time in Information Technology departments of any number of large companies acting as our clients. It is my job... read on »