News: December 2006

Yo, Bring Me Some Hoes!

21 Dec 2006 at 2:58pm <From the Humor (take a joke) and Personal Life Departments> "Yo, get your girl to bring her friends. But only her hot, single friends." Anybody heard this before? I have. I think that any guy who's had a girlfriend, like, ever, has heard it. It's... read on »

UI to Charge Consumers 50% More to Fund New Website

19 Dec 2006 at 9:43pm <From the Current Events and Morons Departments> Not really. But check it: I just found out that the nice people of the Department of Public Utility Control (DPUC) approved nearly a 50% rate hike for the United Illuminating Company (UI). Control? What... read on »

Go Elf Yourself!

15 Dec 2006 at 4:46pm <From the Humor (take a joke) and Style Departments> Morph yourself into an Elf this holiday season! Please, please please take a look at the Elf version of me, dancing a nice little holiday jig. This is just fucking priceless! Don't say I never... read on »

Genetically Fat? Cory's Last Stand.

14 Dec 2006 at 2:48pm <From the Culture and Cynicism / Rants Departments> Look, I know I've been talking about obesity a ton lately, but I need to do it one more time and bury the hatchet. Previous posts I've made to this site have been responded to... read on »

Tom Delay's Unknown Acrostics

11 Dec 2006 at 9:34pm <From the Current Events and Web / Technology Departments> A few clever websurfers are quickly and secretly leaving their mark on Tom Delay's brand new website / blog. For those of you who don't know who Tom Delay is, or have heard the name... read on »

James Kim Technorati Search Results

8 Dec 2006 at 11:30am <From the Current Events and Web / Technology Departments> While I'm on the subject of James Kim... After submitting my previous post, I visited Technorati to ensure that my blog had been updated there. Technorati is just a collection of blogs that allows you... read on »

The James Kim Tragedy

8 Dec 2006 at 11:01am <From the Current Events Departments> If there's anyone left in the world who hasn't yet heard of the whole Kim family tragedy, I'd be surprised. Actually, if you show me a person who hasn't heard of the incident, I'll show... read on »

Google Maps Easter Eggs

6 Dec 2006 at 4:53pm <From the Travel and Web / Technology Departments> By now I think almost everyone in the world knows the power of Google. The company that brought you the most innovative form of page ranking is now a mainstay for millions of email accounts,... read on »

What's Wrong With Drinking Santa's Ass?

6 Dec 2006 at 1:30pm <From the Current Events, Food & Drinking and Legal / Justice / Politics Departments> The other day, while perusing cnn.com for possibly the thirtieth time that day, a news story caught my eye: "Maine bans boozy Santa beer label". Since the headline was filled with Cory keywords (namely, beer... read on »

12 HTML Tags You May Not Know (Or May Have Forgotten)

1 Dec 2006 at 2:38pm <From the Web / Technology Departments> For those of you expecting cynicism, this is a rare non-cynical, technical post. You can click away now if you like. Sometimes when I get too caught up in designing and developing, I start going... read on »