News: June 2007

Knight Rider: The Movie??

29 Jun 2007 at 10:56am <Not filed in any departments> Best news I've read all year. The Weinstein company, who are rumored to possibly be Jewish (rumor not confirmed), has acquired rights to produce a movie based on the sizzling, incredibly popular television series that... read on »

Two Tragedies, One Blessing

27 Jun 2007 at 12:49pm <From the Current Events and Stupidity Departments> Early Sunday morning a seven-year-old child was choked to death by his father as he lie in his bed. The previous day, that same child may very well have witnessed the bloody struggle between his... read on »

Tragedy Befalls Trumbull

26 Jun 2007 at 11:15am <From the Current Events and Humor (take a joke) Departments> TRUMBULL (Reuters) - Connecticut State police were greeted by a grizzly scene today in the Trumbull corporate park. After receiving several 9-1-1 calls reporting eerie maniacal laughter and screams, several state troopers were dispatched to... read on »

Just Gimme the Facts.

25 Jun 2007 at 9:23pm <From the Legal / Justice / Politics Departments> I think I'm beginning to lose sight of the concept of political parties. After all, in a nation whose citizens so proudly convey a concept of equal rights, proclaiming that nobody will be differentiated by... read on »

How My Job Works

20 Jun 2007 at 2:45pm <Not filed in any departments> I'm here for two reasons: to support and enhance the applications we're responsible for. Supporting the applications means guiding users towards the appropriate methods of utilizing the tools and debugging or determining any issues that... read on »

Death is Knocking at My Door

14 Jun 2007 at 1:52pm <From the Food & Drinking and Personal Life Departments> Okay, so maybe I'm exaggerating. Two weeks ago I went to a doctor for the first time in probably five years. My solitary goal was to get blood work done, and my solitary reason was... read on »

The Bathroom's Coming Along Fine, Thanks for Asking

11 Jun 2007 at 3:37pm <From the Personal Life Departments> The last update I forced down your throats was that I had gutted my 3' by 5' bathroom, down to the studs wires and pipes. I had installed a new exhaust fan, but that was... read on »

Something to Think About

8 Jun 2007 at 5:03pm <From the Current Events and Legal / Justice / Politics Departments> Kidnap an eighteen-year-old girl from a Target, drive her away, then strangle her to death with a ligature, guarunteed 25 years to life, with possibility of lethal injection. Mutilate your husband while he's not looking,... read on »

How to Ensure a Long-Lasting Relationship

1 Jun 2007 at 4:27pm <From the Current Events, Humor (take a joke) and Sports Departments> So many people in this world have trouble making relationships work. There are times when you feel like you just need to get away. There are times when you're concerned your significant other doesn't love... read on »