News: March 2007

Billie Jean is not my Robot

28 Mar 2007 at 10:26am <From the Humor (take a joke), Morons, Stupidity and Style Departments> This is it folks. Yeah, you already "knew" Michael Jackson was insane. Well, everything he's done up until the article I just read seems completely sane. Michael Jackson is now completely fucking insane! Building a... read on »

Atkins Update - Middle of Week #2

23 Mar 2007 at 11:26am <From the Food & Drinking and Personal Life Departments> I'm beginning to despise eating. I mentioned in my first status report that meals were no longer habitual indulgences, but rather a means of survival. No, I'm not out in the Amazon, searching for sustenance,... read on »

Atkins Update - End of Week #1

20 Mar 2007 at 9:09am <From the Food & Drinking and Personal Life Departments> Well, I don't have much time for an update, but I promised myself I'd report my status weekly. Last night I weighed myself when I got home, and the scale told me I'm at 197... read on »

The Number Terrible

19 Mar 2007 at 9:34am <Not filed in any departments> I've only walked out of a movie theater two times in my life, and both of those times were for the same movie, Primary Colors. I found the movie almost impossible to sit through, but... read on »

Cuttin' it Close

12 Mar 2007 at 11:47am <From the Food & Drinking and Personal Life Departments> My flight to Florida leaves on April 6th, at roughly 6:40 AM. This leaves me with roughly 594.25 hours left to lose as much fat as possible. This is what I find to be the... read on »

// Comment Your Code!

7 Mar 2007 at 1:59pm <From the Stupidity and Web / Technology Departments> I appreciate the concern many of you have conveyed about my health. While it's true I've not posted in nearly a month, your wishes that I've died and been buried after a month-long court battle... read on »