News: May 2007

Can't He Just Die Already?

30 May 2007 at 9:43pm <From the Morons and Sports Departments> The blowhard Mets fans stood as one, like sheep, bellowing their insults at Barry Bonds as if they knew anything about him... They say New York sports fans are some of the best in the... read on »

Leave My Cellphone Alone!

22 May 2007 at 10:20am <From the Culture and Web / Technology Departments> I got my first cell phone when I was a freshman or sophomore in college - I can't remember now. Either way, many people would consider that "late". In 2007 we see eight-year-olds zipping by... read on »

Exhaust Fan. Doit. Doit.

11 May 2007 at 3:03pm <From the Personal Life Departments> There is something about physical labor that excites me. Not in the "look at that hot mexican with his shirt off, dripping wet with sweat all up on my roof" kind of way, but in... read on »

Steer Clear of Geezers

3 May 2007 at 11:04am <From the Current Events, Cynicism / Rants and Legal / Justice / Politics Departments> I just read an article on CNN that described an upsetting event that happened today: a seventy-year-old man had driven to a Belmont, CA middle school to pick up a child. Instead, he mowed down... read on »

The HD-DVD Crack: Get Over It

2 May 2007 at 11:30am <From the Stupidity and Web / Technology Departments> When I'm bored (which is becoming less and less frequent) at work, I turn to the internet for entertainment. If it's Monday, I'll check out PostSecret (new postcard secrets posted weekly). If I haven't already... read on »