News: Humor (take a joke)

Tragedy Befalls Trumbull

26 Jun 2007 at 11:15am <From the Current Events and Humor (take a joke) Departments> TRUMBULL (Reuters) - Connecticut State police were greeted by a grizzly scene today in the Trumbull corporate park. After receiving several 9-1-1 calls reporting eerie maniacal laughter and screams, several state troopers were dispatched to... read on »

How to Ensure a Long-Lasting Relationship

1 Jun 2007 at 4:27pm <From the Current Events, Humor (take a joke) and Sports Departments> So many people in this world have trouble making relationships work. There are times when you feel like you just need to get away. There are times when you're concerned your significant other doesn't love... read on »

Billie Jean is not my Robot

28 Mar 2007 at 10:26am <From the Humor (take a joke), Morons, Stupidity and Style Departments> This is it folks. Yeah, you already "knew" Michael Jackson was insane. Well, everything he's done up until the article I just read seems completely sane. Michael Jackson is now completely fucking insane! Building a... read on »

Yo, Bring Me Some Hoes!

21 Dec 2006 at 2:58pm <From the Humor (take a joke) and Personal Life Departments> "Yo, get your girl to bring her friends. But only her hot, single friends." Anybody heard this before? I have. I think that any guy who's had a girlfriend, like, ever, has heard it. It's... read on »

Go Elf Yourself!

15 Dec 2006 at 4:46pm <From the Humor (take a joke) and Style Departments> Morph yourself into an Elf this holiday season! Please, please please take a look at the Elf version of me, dancing a nice little holiday jig. This is just fucking priceless! Don't say I never... read on »

News Anchors at Their Best

10 Nov 2006 at 10:36am <From the Humor (take a joke) and Media Departments> Every once in a while I come across a link to a short video clip featuring a newscaster of some variety making some catastrophic mistake live on television, in front of thousands of people. I... read on »

My Contingency Plan for Saddam's Death Sentence

6 Nov 2006 at 2:47pm <From the Current Events, Humor (take a joke) and Legal / Justice / Politics Departments> Okay so I've been thinking about this whole Saddam execution. First of all, I doubt it will happen. Since Iraq is now the country that all other countries feel they should have control over, thanks... read on »

Brokeback Sweet

5 Oct 2006 at 10:24am <From the Culture, Humor (take a joke) and Personal Life Departments> Just a few minutes ago, Erik Sweet asked me whether or not I'd be interested in attending a play with him. Not surprisingly, this immediately set off numerous flags. When dealing with Erik Sweet, there... read on »

Things Not to Say to Your Waitress

18 Sep 2006 at 1:47pm <From the Food & Drinking, Humor (take a joke) and Personal Life Departments> My original plan was to space these posts out over the span of a couple of days, but my cold is telling me not to work, so I'm writing them all now as a procrastinatory... read on »

Teachers: An Exposé

11 Sep 2006 at 12:10pm <From the Culture and Humor (take a joke) Departments> I'm writing this post to put a long-lived conspiracy to rest. This revelation will save the egg-shell thin egos of countless elementary school students from now until eternity. I myself fell victim to the treacherousness... read on »