News: Morons

Let's Kill More Sea Life

29 Apr 2008 at 2:40pm <From the Cynicism / Rants, Morons and Stupidity Departments> The nature of Cory Arthus is very complex. I'm a liberal thinker yet very set in my ways. This can seem a bit contradictory, although I think it works well for me. Once I adapt... read on »

What Were They Thinking?

11 Sep 2007 at 10:42am <From the Current Events, Media and Morons Departments> When I wake up for work, which I hate doing, I at least try to get into a positive mood. The best part about alarm clocks is that you can pick, more or less, what... read on »

Can't He Just Die Already?

30 May 2007 at 9:43pm <From the Morons and Sports Departments> The blowhard Mets fans stood as one, like sheep, bellowing their insults at Barry Bonds as if they knew anything about him... They say New York sports fans are some of the best in the... read on »

Just Another Reason to Pass on a "Birches at Foxon" Condominium Purchase

19 Apr 2007 at 9:05am <From the Morons and Personal Life Departments> I awoke at 3:27 this morning to the sound of a blaring car alarm. The sound of a horn blasting loudly at half-second intervals can leave you in quite a state of confusion, when roused... read on »

Billie Jean is not my Robot

28 Mar 2007 at 10:26am <From the Humor (take a joke), Morons, Stupidity and Style Departments> This is it folks. Yeah, you already "knew" Michael Jackson was insane. Well, everything he's done up until the article I just read seems completely sane. Michael Jackson is now completely fucking insane! Building a... read on »

Bostonians are Idiots

1 Feb 2007 at 11:55am <From the Current Events, Legal / Justice / Politics, Morons and Stupidity Departments> Yesterday, the Boston police department, fire department, paramedics and government were on edge. Why? Because several people mistook a Cartoon Network advertisement campaign for a terrorist threat. The advertisements were Lite Brite in nature, depicting... read on »

UI to Charge Consumers 50% More to Fund New Website

19 Dec 2006 at 9:43pm <From the Current Events and Morons Departments> Not really. But check it: I just found out that the nice people of the Department of Public Utility Control (DPUC) approved nearly a 50% rate hike for the United Illuminating Company (UI). Control? What... read on »

Will We Ever Be Racism-Free? I Doubt It.

21 Nov 2006 at 11:48am <From the Culture, Current Events and Morons Departments> I'm not really sure what point I'm trying to make with this post, if any. I guess I'm just still amazed at how much we (the citizens of the United States) still pretend that we're... read on »

Bob's Discount Harassment

2 Oct 2006 at 12:52pm <From the Cynicism / Rants, Morons and Personal Life Departments> On Sunday I accompanied Cara to Bob's Discount Furniture in Southington, CT. If you've never heard of Bob's, you should consider yourself very lucky. His terrible marketing techniques (yet amazingly effective) feature himself as the... read on »