News: Sports

How to Ensure a Long-Lasting Relationship

1 Jun 2007 at 4:27pm <From the Current Events, Humor (take a joke) and Sports Departments> So many people in this world have trouble making relationships work. There are times when you feel like you just need to get away. There are times when you're concerned your significant other doesn't love... read on »

Can't He Just Die Already?

30 May 2007 at 9:43pm <From the Morons and Sports Departments> The blowhard Mets fans stood as one, like sheep, bellowing their insults at Barry Bonds as if they knew anything about him... They say New York sports fans are some of the best in the... read on »

Cory Who?

12 Oct 2006 at 11:26am <From the Current Events, Cynicism / Rants, Media and Sports Departments> If you haven't yet heard about the atrocity that happened yesterday in New York, then you're either a deaf, dumb, blind, mute, or Cory Lidle's flight instructor. What? Did you cringe? Good - that was... read on »

Silly T.O., Drugs Are For Kids

27 Sep 2006 at 11:18am <From the Current Events, Sports and Stupidity Departments> Owens hospitalized after suicide attempt This just in. Nationally-famous multi-millionaire Atlas-bodied supreme athlete Terrell Owens attempted to "commit suicide" Tuesday night. Of all the suicide attempts in the world, this, somehow, does not surprise me.... read on »

An Atypical Cory Friday

25 Sep 2006 at 10:10am <From the Personal Life and Sports Departments> The title of this post was suggested by my brother Zack Arthus, in reference and jest towards "A Typical 'Cory Friday'" and "Another Typical Cory Friday." He will be elated that his name is mentioned... read on »