News: Stupidity

Let's Kill More Sea Life

29 Apr 2008 at 2:40pm <From the Cynicism / Rants, Morons and Stupidity Departments> The nature of Cory Arthus is very complex. I'm a liberal thinker yet very set in my ways. This can seem a bit contradictory, although I think it works well for me. Once I adapt... read on »

Two Tragedies, One Blessing

27 Jun 2007 at 12:49pm <From the Current Events and Stupidity Departments> Early Sunday morning a seven-year-old child was choked to death by his father as he lie in his bed. The previous day, that same child may very well have witnessed the bloody struggle between his... read on »

The HD-DVD Crack: Get Over It

2 May 2007 at 11:30am <From the Stupidity and Web / Technology Departments> When I'm bored (which is becoming less and less frequent) at work, I turn to the internet for entertainment. If it's Monday, I'll check out PostSecret (new postcard secrets posted weekly). If I haven't already... read on »

Billie Jean is not my Robot

28 Mar 2007 at 10:26am <From the Humor (take a joke), Morons, Stupidity and Style Departments> This is it folks. Yeah, you already "knew" Michael Jackson was insane. Well, everything he's done up until the article I just read seems completely sane. Michael Jackson is now completely fucking insane! Building a... read on »

// Comment Your Code!

7 Mar 2007 at 1:59pm <From the Stupidity and Web / Technology Departments> I appreciate the concern many of you have conveyed about my health. While it's true I've not posted in nearly a month, your wishes that I've died and been buried after a month-long court battle... read on »

You Gotta Love Television Commercial Hype-men

7 Feb 2007 at 8:27pm <From the Media and Stupidity Departments> If you've ever seen a rap performance, either live or on television, you've most likely seen a "hype-man". Hype-men are those guys that repeat words that the main rapper just spit, in an effort to... read on »

Bostonians are Idiots

1 Feb 2007 at 11:55am <From the Current Events, Legal / Justice / Politics, Morons and Stupidity Departments> Yesterday, the Boston police department, fire department, paramedics and government were on edge. Why? Because several people mistook a Cartoon Network advertisement campaign for a terrorist threat. The advertisements were Lite Brite in nature, depicting... read on »

Silly T.O., Drugs Are For Kids

27 Sep 2006 at 11:18am <From the Current Events, Sports and Stupidity Departments> Owens hospitalized after suicide attempt This just in. Nationally-famous multi-millionaire Atlas-bodied supreme athlete Terrell Owens attempted to "commit suicide" Tuesday night. Of all the suicide attempts in the world, this, somehow, does not surprise me.... read on »

Verbal Diarrhea

8 Sep 2006 at 11:33am <From the Cynicism / Rants and Stupidity Departments> I consider myself a fairly well-read, lettered individual. I take pride in the way I write, although my speech leaves something to be desired. Some of the phrases and words that come out of peoples'... read on »